We named our party play list daddy issues
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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