it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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