Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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