Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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