I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Randomize