I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
false alarm, still single
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