party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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