just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Its about making memories worth repressing
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
