i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Randomize
