so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
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