So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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