So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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