yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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