But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Randomize