when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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