i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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