dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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