I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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