Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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