Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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