I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
smell my finger.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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