Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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