Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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