i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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