What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
what day is it and did you see me today?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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