I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
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