i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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