do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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