I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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