Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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