Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
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