i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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