stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
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