Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
