just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Actions speak louder than pants.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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