She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Randomize
