im gay
i know
yea but for you.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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