Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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