honey bunches of taint.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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