I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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