it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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