Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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