Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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