I only kidnapped one of them. chill
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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