Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Randomize
