ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
did you just send me my own nude
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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