she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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