In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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