She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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