My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
birth control should be required to get into college
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
i think my cat just said my name.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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