On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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