Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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