She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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