you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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