no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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